- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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