Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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hiya

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A American seeking into mexico

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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