What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Atheism

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Worms don't like apples.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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