- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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