A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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No it doesnt..

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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