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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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