- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Mogok Papiti.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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