- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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