- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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