What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Black people.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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