Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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No!

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HEY!

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Knock knock Go away

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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