A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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