- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

2 + 2 = 4

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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