what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

knock knock!? . . No.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A hill billy went fishing

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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