- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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