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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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