Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

haha black people :D

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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