Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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This is a joke.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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