What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Chuck Norris.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

can you pass the soap?

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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