- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

wael.. nuff said

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Nobody cares maddie!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Fat people

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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