What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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