- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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