What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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