- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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