Queens Park rangers

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Once, I went to Peru.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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