- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

whats brown and sticky a stick

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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