- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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