Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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mexicans fishing

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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