Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

 

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Where's the soap?

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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