- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A cat playing laser tag.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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