little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

child labor

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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