A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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