- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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