- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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