- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

Actually it was me Josh brown

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Then none of us want to be right.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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