Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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I was once a hamster.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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