On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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