- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A gay man watches football.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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