- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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