- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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