knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Check out page 4016 :)

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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