What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

An man walks to a bra

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Vagina Boob

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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