A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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You sick fiend

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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