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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

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