- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Roses are red, yup.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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