- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

What do you call a black man? A person

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock, Knock Who's There

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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