Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Wright flyer

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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