- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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