- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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