- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

What's two plus two? Window

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

The queen having a shit

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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