Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Swag.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Connor is homo

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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