Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Get some flipping new jokes people

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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