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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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