- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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