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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

knock knock who's there? faith

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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