- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Canadians

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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