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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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