- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

knock knock There's no door

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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