- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Will nearis is here! Get it

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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