How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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