- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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