Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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