- Anti Joke

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.