- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Your mother is average.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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