- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

YEAH THEY DO!

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

The holocaust

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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