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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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