What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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