so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My Butthole.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops