Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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