Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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