- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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