- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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