- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do u call a cripple Biv

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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