Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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