- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's 2+2? Fish

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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