- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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