Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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flavin's head

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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