- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

A jew enters a mall.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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