- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Abortion.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

2 black kids walk into school

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

dyslexic's Untie

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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