A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

PENIS that is all

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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