Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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