- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

women rights

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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