roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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