- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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