Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's the new green? Green

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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