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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

You know whats funny Aids

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression