I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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No soup for you!

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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