- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

I have a horse.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Anthony sucks

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

my wife out of the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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