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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

-knock knock! -doors open

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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