- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

The child was fired from his job.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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