- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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