Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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YOU

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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poop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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the economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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