- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Miscarriages.

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