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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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