- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Anti-jokes are funny.

How old are you? 7

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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