- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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