- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Corn Muffins

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the man die? He was old.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

sucks Syntax...

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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