One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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