- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

Women's Rights

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Your life

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

100 chefs walk into a bar

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

white or wheat? wheat please.

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