Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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