Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Ben Affleck

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

420

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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