What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

who's a slut... you're mom

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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