- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

So one time there was this woman learning...

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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