- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

justin beiber sucks

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

bologna

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