Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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neil likes pube toast

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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