- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??