Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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White men's rights

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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