What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Elizabeth Warren

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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#Getweird

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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