Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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