- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Skinny people fart less.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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