- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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