- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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