- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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