- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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