Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Click here to end the world.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did the old man say? Im old

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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