What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Anti Joke

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