there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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anti jokes are really funny

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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