good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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