- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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