- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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