- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

I walk into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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