What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Horse with a chair on his head.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Men

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

 

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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