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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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