Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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