- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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