- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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