why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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I like the color potato.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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