What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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