A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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poopoo

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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no rasist joks

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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