What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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This is an anti-joke.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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