Robin, Get in the Car

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

My mom

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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