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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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