what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Christ is a conspiracy

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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