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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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