- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Long joke Your such a downey

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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