- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

We found a cure for cancer. Death

what are three short words? i a am

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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